The Twelve Days of Christmas (Loaf Edition)
by Dave Martin

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A mince pie to have with my tea

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five Stirchley Loaves
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six Pip’s Hot Sauces
Five Stirchley Loaves
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven chocolate brownies
Six Pip’s Hot Sauces
Five Stirchley Loaves
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight pots of curry
Seven chocolate brownies
Six Pip’s Hot Sauces
Five Stirchley Loaves
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine large multigrains
Eight pots of curry
Seven chocolate brownies
Six Pip’s Hot Sauces
Five Stirchley Loaves
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten tins for proving
Nine large multigrains
Eight pots of curry
Seven chocolate brownies
Six Pip’s Hot Sauces
Five Stirchley Loaves
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven pain aux raisins
Ten tins for proving
Nine large multigrains
Eight pots of curry
Seven chocolate brownies
Six Pip’s Hot Sauces
Five Stirchley Loaves
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve sourdough starters
Eleven pain aux raisins
Ten tins for proving
Nine large multigrains
Eight pots of curry
Seven chocolate brownies
Six Pip’s Hot Sauces
Five Stirchley Loaves
Four focaccias
Three Frangipanes
Two butter cobs
And a mince pie to have with my tea

Now, where’s the Gaviscon?!